And the Hamsters shall in-Ferret the Earth

Who 0wn3d'z U Online, today? Just your friendly neighborhood SideJacker; who, once she's followed your cookie crumb trail to your almighty hidden secret Yahoo and Gmail accounts, is free to be your constant shadow companion; to send things AS YOU; to scan all of your archived items for any manner of ID-absconding information from banking information to those lying cheating emails with your fellow online philanderers and former back stabbers that you promised never to deal with again. Then you wonder why you're racked with paralyzing and debilitating guilt all your life. The hidden things shall all be made plain, my friend; and as always, what you do when you think nobody is watching defines your real character. From that, even the one and only truly individual and originally novel online IdentityMan can not save you.